(Chapter 2) Soap opera, sex in times of crisis: OMG!!! I must be crazy, my boss lies to me and uses me, and I masturbate and end up squirting at the memory of it. What will I work on now?
I’m not good at class, and with this big test coming up, I’m going to be totally fucked if my nerdy stepsister Sera Ryder doesn’t help me out.